Jan 25-27 Esther's Jolly January! 
Esther's Follies, 525 E. Sixth Street
(512) 320-0553, esthersfollies.com
Esther's News Medley covers Washington D.C. as Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats sweep into power, while Geo. W. Bush surges more troops into Iraq. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie top Hollywood's Best Messed Up List, birds fall from the sky here in Austin just as the Legislature returns...coincidence? Ray Anderson offers up a world-class dose of comedy and magic, with illusions, disappearing acts and levitations. Borderline Musical-Immigration! Esther's follows two young border jumpers into Texas as they try for jobs, security and the American Way.
Jan 26 Dave Barry 
8:00 p.m.
Paramount Theatre, 713 Congress
(512) 472-5470, austintheatre.org
He's won a Pulitzer Prize, inspired a sitcom, written hilarious books, and tweaked the foibles and insecurities of Middle America. From the Paramount stage, he will offer insight and advice on household pests, world politics, low flow toilets, and the other important issues of our day. Trust us; we're not making this up. davebarry.com
Jan 26, 27 Teatro De Ciertos Habitantes - 
El Automóvil Gris (The Grey Automobile)
8:00 p.m.
McCullough Theatre, 23rd & Robert Dedman
(512) 471-1444, utpac.org
Prepare to be dazzled with black and white when ArtesAméricas presents Teatro De Ciertos Habitantes' El Autotomovil Gris, exploring the Japanese art of Benshi narration during Enrique Rosa's 1919 Mexican silent film The Grey Automobile! Fusing fiction and reality, the film, considered the most important of Mexico's silent era, tells the story of "The Grey Automobile Gang" who terrorized Mexico City during the chaos of the Revolution. The play is presented in Spanish and Japanese with English translations and subtitles, mixing and blending what is Spanish, what is Japanese, and what is English to become a surreal, unique theater experience. Actors and actresses flank the screen onstage, providing voices for the characters while a pianist plays brilliantly improvised background music. You really have never experienced anything like this!
Jan 26, 27 She Speaks
8:00 p.m.
The Victory Grill, 1104 E. 11th Street Austin
(512) 477-1064 , womenandtheirwork.org
Women & Their Work presents She Speaks, a hip-hop performance by EPeriod at the historic Victory Grill. This charged performance infuses jazz, poetry, hip hop, and acoustic music with a Generation X twist. Leaving behind old stereotypes, the performers weave a vibrant, edgy story of contemporary women and the many hats they wear. In addition to their performances at the Victory Grill, the artists will perform for students at Pearce Middle School and Travis High School, looking at women in hip hop culture from a new perspective to spread a positive message to urban youth. Tickets are available online at womenandtheirwork.org.
Jan 26,27 Austin Metamorphosis Dance Ensemble
Presents "The Gallery"
7:00 p.m.
George Washington Carver Museum & Cultural Center, Boyd Vance Theatre, 1165 Angelina
(512) 246-6047, metamorphosisdance.net
The Gallery will bring to life masterpieces by Picasso, Kandinsky, and Dali, to name just a few. For more information and to purchase tickets, please call (512) 246-6047, or visit: metamorphosisdance.net.
Jan 27 Hurricane on the Bayou 
Bob Bullock Texas State History Museum, 1800 N. Congress
(512) 936-IMAX, thestoryoftexas.com
This film paints an emotional, music-driven giant screen ode to the vital swamps and undying spirit of New Orleans. In Hurricane on the Bayou, America's leading lady of the screen, Meryl Streep, introduces the audience to four charismatic New Orleans musicians: the legendary singer, songwriter, pianist, producer and Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame inductee, Allen Toussaint; the impassioned Cajun blues guitarist and wetlands activist, Tab Benoit; the 14-year-old fiddling prodigy and rising teen sensation, Amanda Shaw; and the man who discovered Amanda and helped produce her first album, the high energy zydeco accordion master, Chubby Carrier. Through their eyes, the tragedy the city faced during Katrina and its burning hopes for a revitalized future unfold. Fueled by Louisiana's vast array of musical talent, the film's release will be accompanied by a soundtrack featuring such artists as Aaron Neville, Dr. John, Fats Domino, Mavis Staples, The Rebirth Brass Band and Zydeco Force. Proceeds from the CD will go to support the Audubon Nature Institute's educational programs to teach people of all ages about the importance of saving Louisiana's vanishing wetlands. Visit the official website at hurricaneonthebayou.com. Bring your kids to this moving tribute and plea for the future.
Jan 27-Feb 17 Dear Edwina Jr. 
Zach Scott Groten Stage, 1510 Toomey Road
(512) 476-0541 x. 1, zachscott.com
This musical comedy of manners stars a cast of talented Austin-area kids! Move over Dear Abby, here comes Dear Edwina. For the best advice in town, visit Edwina Spoonapple and the neighborhood kids as they present their zany advice-giving show, answering children's letters through a series of creative and comical musical numbers. Family musical for all ages! This show runs Saturdays, January 27 through February 17 with noon and 2:00 p.m. showtimes. Special Sunday show on Feb. 18 at 7:00 p.m.; Special Valentine's Day show, Feb. 14 at 7:00 p.m.
Jan 31 SPARK '07-Gwen Ifil 
7:30 p.m.
Paramount Theatre, 713 Congress
(512) 475-9021, klru.org
Acclaimed journalist and Washington Week host, Gwen Ifill, will kick off the Spark 07, KLRU's Distinguished Speaker's Series. Ifill, host and managing editor of PBS's Washington Week and senior correspondent for The NewsHour with Jim Lehrer, is one of the most respected political analysts in the country. She'll offer her independent, incisive commentary on the current political scene. Visit KLRU's web site to purchase tickets - klru.org. For more information email spark@klru.org or call (512) 475-9021.
Still on Stage...
27, 29: Austin Lyric Opera's Waiting for the Barbarians, Bass Concert Hall, austinlyricopera.org
To 1/26: Austin Jewish Film Festival, The Hideout Theatre, hideoutheatre.com
To 2/16: Level One Improv Comedy Classes, The Hideout Theatre, hideoutheatre.com
To 3/11: Present Laughter, Zach Scott, zachscott.com
To 4/26: Maestro Improv Comedy, The Hideout Theatre, hideoutheatre.com
Ongoing: Happy Feet: The IMAX® Experience, Texas the Big Picture, Deep Sea 3D in the IMAX® Theatre; Ride Around the World: A Cowboy Adventure; and The Star of Destiny in the Texas Spirit Theater, thestoryoftexas.com