Feb 9-26 Rosita's Jalapeno Kitchen 
Doughtery Arts Center, 1110 Barton Springs Rd.
(512) 397-1455, teatrovivo.org
Teatro Vivo de Austin presents "Rosita's Jalapeno Kitchen." You're invited to join Rosita for a "last supper" in her restaurante in the barrio of Salsipuedes ("Get Out if You Can"). Don't miss out on Rosita's generous servings of one flavorful character after another in this play described as "deliciously comic and peppered with cultural pride." Rosita's Jalapeño Kitchen will fill your corazon (heart) with laughter and leave your spirit nourished. Times: Thurs. - Sat. 8:00 p.m. and Sun. matinee - 3:00 p.m. Tickets: $15/$12 (students, seniors, ACOT). Thursday's "pay what you wish night." Call Austix at 474-TIXS (474-8497).
Feb 11 Tromeo & Juliet 
Paramount Theatre, 713 Congress
(512) 472-5470, austintheatre.org
Nope - it's not a typo. James Gunn updates the medieval tragedy and reinvisions it as a modern day street punk drama. If you have seen or read the play before nothing much has change except it has been "tromatized." Lloyd Kaufman adds his own twisted vision to the screenplay and makes it highly enjoyable film. Showtimes: 2:40 & 7:00 p.m.
Feb 11 Cult Film Classic at the Paramount 
Paramount Theatre, 713 Congress
(512) 472-5470, austintheatre.org
The Toxic Avenger - flagship Troma movie and a Charles Atlas tale gone awry. Showtimes: 5:00 and 9:15 p.m.
Feb 11-14 A Valentine's to Die For! 
Spaghetti Warehouse, 117 W. 4th
(512) 404-9123, capcitymystery.com
The Capital City Mystery Players' "Deadly Housewives," is a wild and wacky send up of the hottest show on TV. You don't need to know the show to laugh yourself silly while trying to unravel this mystery. The super sleuth of the evening wins a fabulous prize! Shows are held Sat. Feb. 11, Sun. Feb. 12 and Tues. Feb. 14. The price per couple for this very special evening is only $89 per couple for dinner, wine and the show. The fun begins at 7:00 p.m. Call 404-9123 for reservations.
Feb 12 Lily Tomlin 
Paramount Theatre, 713 Congress
(512) 472-5470, austintheatre.org
From Ernestine the telephone operator to 5-year-old Edithe Ann, from Broadway to the silver screen, Lily's characters are as poignant as they are hilarious. Come hear Lily and her hilarious characters sound off on modern life, love, childhood, the media, pop culture, the past and the future. You will find yourself laughing at life, at Lily and most of all yourself! Six Emmy's, a Grammy, and two Tony Awards later she is one of America's cultural icons and one of the funniest women in the universe!
Feb 14 "Making Love in Public" 
8:00 p.m.
George Washington Carver Museum & Cultural Center, 1165 Angelina
512) 974-6506, ci.austin.tx.us/carver
Full-length romantic comedy written by John Daniels, Jr. and produced by EASY Theatre; tickets are $20 and $30; please visit http://makingloveinpublic.com or call
502-303-5516 for tickets and information.
Feb 14 Love is a Funny Thing
9:00 p.m.
The Hideout Theatre & Coffee House, 617 Congress
(512) 443-3688, hideouttheatre.com
Bittersweet comedy for Valentine's Day - The Heroes of Comedy invite you to celebrate Valentine's Day with your loved one and improv comedy--or just improv comedy. Join us for an evening of improv games and scenes about chocolate, flowers and romance that will strengthen your relationship or make you feel better about not having one--because Love is after all a funny thing! Tickets $15 - be purchased online at hideouttheatre.com or by calling the Hideout box office at (512) H-I-D-E-O-U-T or 1/2 hour before the show at the Hideout box office.
Feb 14-15 Alvin Alley American Dance Theater 
8:00 p.m.
Bass Concert Hall, 23rd & Robert Dedman
(512) 471-1444, utpac.org
Legendary: A jaw-dropping display of athletic grace and rich artistry, the Alvin Alley American Dance Theater will perform its daunting breadth of stylistic and technical feats that take audiences to unexplored territory, making each encounter fresh and exhilarating.
Feb 15-Mar 5 Twelfth Night 
State Theater, 719 Congress
(512) 472-5470, austintheatre.org
Olivia loves Cesario who is really Viola who is in love with lord Orsino who loves Olivia who sends Cesario to woo Olivia on his behalf. Wow, love is indeed complicated! Introducing a cast of dynamic young actors from the professional actor training program at the University of Texas, this production marks the launching of the new State Theatre/UT partnership, where graduate student actors are given opportunities to work with professionals in the field. It all comes together under the guiding hand of guest director Paul Mullins from the Shakespeare Theatre of New Jersey. Purchase Tickets Online or call (866) 4GET-TIX.
Still On Stage Downtown...
To 2/12: Peter Pan, Bass Concert Hall, utpac.org
To 2/19: Jack and the Beanstalk, Scottish Rite Theatre, ScottishRiteTheatre.org
To 2/28: "Official Evil: Political Thrillers," Alamo Drafthouse Cinema, austinfilm.org
To 8/2: Roving Mars, Bob Bullock Texas State History Museum, thestoryoftexas.com
Ongoing: Magnificent Desolation: Walking on the Moon 3D; Deep Sea 3D, Texas the Big Picture - IMAX® Theatre and The Star of Destiny in the Texas Spirit Theater, thestoryoftexas.com